Please Note: This is not your basic b*tch AMA.

By “ask me,” I mean ask me to ask my elite fleet of serious people.

Ask Me Anything:

How does one vet a surgeon—preferably an elusive hot one, conveniently located on the Upper East Side?

Please Note: This is not your basic-bitch AMA. By “ask me,” I mean ask me to ask my elite fleet of serious people—investigative reporters, industry leaders, Carole Radziwill with her large hippocampus, DeuxMoi, and the encyclopedia that is my massage therapist, Melissa (she comes every Tuesday).

Is 37 too young for your first facelift? Did Kris Jenner change the face of facelifts?

What non-surgical treatments are worth doing before and between lifts?

Is skincare a scam? Do exosome drips work?

Does Jeremy Allen White date civilians?

Is there a hotel suite in New York with a wood-burning fireplace? Who is the best divorce lawyer in Florida?

What winter coat exudes old money? I am thinking a cashmere wool blend with deep pockets. To be clear, I don’t want to look like I came from old money, but like…literally where can I find a coat with wads of old money stuffed in the pockets? Please Note: This question is the only one from me—to me. Find me in your dad’s closet.

Can you get me into Dr. Levine for a consultation? (Can anyone?)

Can you send me Marci Hirshleifer’s private line? What shade of dirty eyeliner are you wearing?

These are just a few of the inquiries I’ve received in the last few days.